WEIGHT: 62 kg
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Apart from the fear of the hotel not being finished by the time we arrived we were not disappointed and there were a few teething problems with the room but they were quickly sorted. Although the rooms were kept clean the maids rarely left enough towels for myself, my husband and 13 year old daughter, and did not restock the coffee and milk so you were either having to pop to the nearest bar for milk for in the morning or tracking down a maid on their rounds for coffee.
As a family we have visited many All Inclusive's and more than twice to a neighbouring Thomson resort that has nailed the All Inclusive experience, therefore we were very let down with this place for several reasons. Empty mini bar, no juice, beer or wine and not even a sniff of water so if you were needing refreshments for during the night or you just fancied a quiet night away from the very cheesy entertainment you would have to traipse back and forth to the nearest bar or even purchase beverages from the shop on site to stock up!!
The hotel advertises that there are local wines and spirits included but, The hotel advertises that there are local wines and spirits included but, apart from the wine which was very pleasant, the local spirits and beer were very poor and the juices and cocktails were very watery as the mixers all came from watery draft dispensers.
There were premium drinks on display in the bars yet you had to pay around 8 euros per shot and even a tomato juice was classed as Al La Carte so that was chargeable too, along with sparkling wine.
The A La Carte restaurants were a joke too as the food was very similar to the main buffet and if you chose off the wine list the average cost of a bottle was about 30 euro!!! We thought we would try one only to find it was corked yet, although it was quickly replaced tasted much on par with the local non chargeable wine. The Grill A La Carte was more of a let down as you could choose to cook the meat yourself and get the accompaniments from a buffet selection so, not only smelling like a fire pit, you didn't even get to enjoy the experience of a true A La Carte and get served at your table, oh and this restaurant gentlemen were allowed to dress in shorts.