WEIGHT: 67 kg
Services: Toys, Ass licking, Spanking (giving), Facial, Strap-ons
It should be a given that a hotel is safe, clean, and not full of drunks or prostitutes. Unfortunately, in Moresby even the very high end places can get pretty loud abd unpleasant with drunks and call girls all over the place. And the drive was waiting for me at the airport. I was excited to see their website advertising a restaurant with vegan meals and freshly squeezed juice.
It is not much better than a kai bar. In fact, we had to send back the fish we ordered, as it was only half cooked. A suggestion-- with the big secure courtyard and great Moresby evenings, why not out out somewhere to sit outside instead of making everyone hide in their rooms?
All in all--of course overpriced, but a more pleasant stay than most similarly priced hotels on Moresby. Not far from the airport, this hotel is very well organized and with amazing and helpful staff. In Papua New Guinea, safety is of utmost concern - at Wellness fortunately they have really high fences which kind of gives you a safe feeling.
The gates are manned by armed guards - in fact when I stayed there prior to my Kokoda Trek in , they wouldn't let me get out even to the nearest store by myself - a guard always accompanied me. There is a restaurant in the hotel too.
Staff is very friendly, the hotel grounds are clean - the rooms are small but well kept. You have the option of the fan or AC.